The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013
Get the abrams derangement syndrome mug.A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
by MikeHosking January 14, 2023
Get the Ardern Derangement Syndrome mug.Don't be Doranged, you can't swim away from your family. Stick together. Dude, you can't vote for Stein in a swing state, unless you want Trump, you're Doranged.
by duhmazing October 30, 2016
Get the doranged mug.We have another derangester threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge because he thinks he was chosen as a god.
by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017
Get the derangester mug.DbD Derangement Syndrome refers to the medically diagnosed condition affecting many ex-Dead by Daylight players, that although no longer play the game, still willingly choose to stick around community hubs to criticize the game, it's developers and any community figures for any perceived wrong-doing, regardless of how minor, causing great annoyance to any current players who just wish these people would leave them alone.
"I hope this game goes under soon, there's not a single game I wish to see die so badly. DbD doesnt deserve its fame or money"
"Didn't you stop playing months ago?"
"Yeah, I haven't touched it for a year."
"Man, you really suffer from some severe DbD Derangement Syndrome."
"Didn't you stop playing months ago?"
"Yeah, I haven't touched it for a year."
"Man, you really suffer from some severe DbD Derangement Syndrome."
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I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.
by JohnnyRy June 2, 2021
Get the Fox News derangement syndrome mug.The reality-bending form of dementia that Donald Trump suffers from. Characterised by a juvenile temperament, obsessive lying and a grotesquely bloated ego.
By extension, the term is also used to describe Trump supporters' curious inability or unwillingness to notice that the man is utterly cracked.
A third, possibly ironic, use is to pretend that Trump critics are somehow deranged for pointing out the glaringly obvious.
By extension, the term is also used to describe Trump supporters' curious inability or unwillingness to notice that the man is utterly cracked.
A third, possibly ironic, use is to pretend that Trump critics are somehow deranged for pointing out the glaringly obvious.
Reporter: The president just smeared Big Mac sauce over all his body and ran naked through the streets of Washington, DC, screaming about fake news and reptilian space aliens. Your thoughts, Mr. Fluffer?
Fluffer: Well, he's not a traditional politician. That's why we love him and why millions voted for him. Haters like you are just suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, always trying to find a reason, any reason, to criticize him.
Fluffer: Well, he's not a traditional politician. That's why we love him and why millions voted for him. Haters like you are just suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, always trying to find a reason, any reason, to criticize him.
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