Dane

A kid who doesn’t understand irony

Dane doesn’t know what irony is.

by Sexy-T September 18, 2019

Dane

Someone who tells really edgy jokes at off times and is a total pun fucker he also has cloudy J syndrome

He’s being a Dane right now

by Specailopswoods June 8, 2018

Dane

Gay term for dick, homosexual or dirty uncleaned vagina

Remember when you crashed my car? That was a Dane move!!

by Camerontag May 16, 2011

dane

A man who talks much game but never follows through. also a simp.

God damn bro, Why Dane always be simpin in the simpmobile

by GatechMaming May 6, 2020

Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.

1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!

by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014

pulling a dane

The act of making a female wet just from very seductive and sxually explicit facebook/text messages.

male: I'm going to press our bodies close against the wall while i slip my fingers inside of you and bend my fingers slightly upwards, find your g-spot and make you feel like you're in heaven.

female: I'm dripping just from reading that, when can I see you next? you're soo good at pulling a dane ;)

by moeymate January 13, 2013

Dane Stair

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.

Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*

by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010