dumberer

completely devoid of any shred of anything that even remotely resembles inteligence

n00bs are even dumberer

by Mobius July 21, 2004

Albus Dumbledore

B. (aprox)1840 D.(supposed)1997

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (ya know...where Harry Potter goes)

Order of Merlin, First Class, and Grand Sorcerer; Founder and Secretkeeper of the Order of the Phoenix; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

One of the greatest headmasters Hogwarts has ever seen, and the only Wizard to strike fear into "he who must not be named"

I personally don't believe that Dumbledore is dead. I mean come on Fawkes only cried for like 1 day. He's still around, and just when you really think he is gone...There he'll be, saving the day.

You just watch...

by Mysonsxis September 16, 2005

dumped

When an individual decides to end their relationship with their partner

Man:yo bitch, ur dumped
Woman: u cant say tht 2 me homie

*bitch fight*

by Ellee-xx February 10, 2008

Dumbledonger

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

Friendship Dumped

When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.

i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."

by Halle117 November 18, 2009

dumbdell

An attempted diss that in reality does not make any sense and ends up making the disser look like an idiot.

Combat222: Hey dudes, Roger Goodell is a dumbdell! Let's go get some juice boxes!

by Poster Using an Alias March 24, 2008

dumbelite

(also DumbElite)..members of the elite society who are so freaking dumb prolly because they are rich enough to buy education.

"oh another dumbelite"

by Mike, mike, and mike May 22, 2008