DeDiego Ditto

A ditto given out by DeDiego. There is a good chance of all the answers being the same.

Answers:

1)era
2)era
3)era
4)era

etc...

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

james ditto

one of a kind tattoo artist. a bad ass motherfucker who takes no shit. seen wearing hoodies and a red beard, a whore

One day i am gonna grow up to be a james ditto

by james ditto January 11, 2009

Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Ditsoon

Ditsoon is a transliteration of the italian word "Tizzone" (ember-coal) , precisely from a southern dialect "Tizzun". It was used in a Soprano's episode by Tony to address an african-american

Tony Soprano: What I mean is we're Italian?
Noah Tannenbaum: Oh, my dad is Jewish and my mother's family is African American.
Tony Soprano: Tanenbaum. Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didn't check Jewish did you?
Noah Tannenbaum: No. They can't ask about religious affiliation.
Tony Soprano: Oh, right...right...o' course. What'd you check?
Noah Tannenbaum: African American.
Tony Soprano: So we do understand each other; you're a ditsoon.
Noah Tannenbaum: Excuse me?
Tony Soprano: Charcoal Briquette...a mulignan.
Noah Tannenbaum: What's your problem?
Tony Soprano: I think you know what my problem is. You see your little friend up there. She didn't do you any favors bringing you into this house. Now I dunno what the fuck she was thinkin', we'll get to that later. See I got business associates who are black and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine.
Noah Tannenbaum: Fuck you!
Tony Soprano: See, that's the kind o' thing I'm hopin' to avoid. So when my little girl comes down the stairs, you're gonna say how nice it was to meet me, then you're gonna go drop her off at school and you're gonna say Goodbye.

by goodfella68 May 21, 2018

Dattoo

A Tattoo that has digital content, usually only visible through some kind of tech spec, like google goggles. Techniques include simple chip implants that are radio readable (like today's dog embedded dog ID) to digital ink that has embedded code which responds with link and graphic information instantly renderable upon viewing the "datt" or "digitatt"

My brother got a dattoo of his mustang last week. When you look through rendering specs it smokes the tires on his arm!

I google goggled that dattoed honey, and my specs made that taj-mahal on her back go 3 double D :).

by sco77 July 25, 2012

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

Mr. Ditkovich

Peter Parker's landlord in the OG Spider-Man Trilogy. Played by the great Elya Baskin. A retired Kraven the Hunter who now hunts rent instead of humans. He is Peter's father-figure and even goes as far as to offer him an orange after a dispute. Also goes by "Lord Of The Rent."

Example 1:
Person A: "Damn, man, my landlord isn't leaving me alone. He burst into my room at 1:00 AM while I was having sex and asked for rent."
Person B: Seems like you've got a Mr. Ditkovich on your hands, you pay rent or buy him pizza sometime or else you'll be in big trouble.
Example 2:
Mr. Ditkovich: REEEEENNNNNNNTTTTT?!
Peter Parker: Hi Mr. Ditkovich
Mr. Ditkovich: Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?

by CristianoMuller December 16, 2020