A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
by Singadu September 26, 2018
Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination
"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."
by Saphhire September 28, 2018
by Buttmaster Butt May 02, 2004
When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.
Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.
by Queso D April 20, 2019
Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.
by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021
by sickophucko November 28, 2013
The type of clothes typically worn by politicians when they are visiting emergency sites or attending emergency related press conferences as coined by Sammy Lawrence.
"What are you wearing to the fire press conference?"
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "
"I'm dressing in disaster chic, so probably jeans, boots, and a quarter zip with my logo on it "
by D Encino May 17, 2021