Dingleberry

That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove

John: Hey can you help me out

Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?

John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!

Samantha: We are no longer friends

by Toxic Tacos August 5, 2015

Dingleberry

The small balls of toilet paper found in the butt crack during a shower. Tangled masses of toilet paper and ass-hairs.

Dude I just got out the shower and pulled the biggest dingleberry out my butt crack

by BigIrishTim87 May 15, 2016

Dingleberry

A piece of shit hanging of the hair on your ass.

My friend Billy is a dingleberry. And he smells like ass too.

by Jaewater April 10, 2006

dingleberry

A chunk of ice or snow stuck to the underside of a car, often behind a wheel.

I kicked the dingleberry off of the car...

by Jehn Baker September 4, 2008

dingleberry

a christmas tree ornement

lets put that green dingleberry on the tree, dad

by ogrish_1982 April 26, 2006

Dingleberry

...a little turd that sticks herself to your butt hairs if you fart too hard.

Dingleberry: A weak, stupid, expendable little piece of shit with a wet cunt and an attitude. Another words: ...
a useless split tale.

by bitches ARE WEAKLINGS May 26, 2010

dingleberry

A pile of shit hanging off you ass hair that will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME OFF!!!!!! EVER!!!!!

Teacher, can I be excused? I have a dingleberry!

by Cummy worm November 11, 2010