dingleberry

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.
I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.
by mecaro October 17, 2005
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someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.
this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.
by viciousk May 25, 2009
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(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.
(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.
by James T. Baker December 14, 2006
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somebody who is dumb, dont understand shit, so instead of callin him or her a dumbass or a stupid motherfucker or a son of a bitch you just call them a fuckin dingleberry.
i specifically told this motherfucker to bring me back a master cylinder miller and he brings me back a fuckin icehouse...what a dingleberry.
by frank rizzo March 06, 2005
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Aside from being more commonly known as a 'crusty ass booger', a dingleberry can be used in slang terms when referring to the gonads; i.e. balls, nuts, quervos, testicles, testes, etc.
I've got an itch on my dingleberry sack.
by YourMomIsAHoe June 25, 2007
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balls of shit hanging from a sheep's ass fur (wool...whatever)
damn...but ewe's cute, but you know, t those dingleberries will show up tomorrow on my shorts when i finally get to Miss Kity's...and she has a rule about animals
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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a brown piece of poo poo that hangs from one's rear, after they have just taken a massive crap and do not have the energy to wipe themselves, they simply let the poo poo hang!!
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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