Diaper

Butt fashion

"Hey Timmy, have you seen the latest thing babies are wearing? They're calling em' 'diapers'"

by Dictionary_Cat January 31, 2017

Cloth Diaper

A cute diaper for sweet little babies. Usually comes in amazing patterns. Warning, very addicting.

I love my pocket cloth diapers! Look at my cute baby in her cloth diaper.

by AddictedtoCloth January 8, 2012

Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

Poopy Diaper Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks

I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich

by Castle42 May 23, 2020

diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

diaper bush

An immense patch of pubic hair covering the entire crotchal region--wrapping from the bottom of the stomach and covering one's entire rump. In extreme cases, can even begin to spread down legs.
Diaper Bushes can be seen on furrybutts.com

Tyler's diaper bush was so full on Tuesday that it began to creep out of his cut off jean shorts as he roller skated through soldier's park.

by Walkie Stevers April 19, 2008

Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018