Derp

Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.
Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day!
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

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by ShredGnarShark July 07, 2012
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Derp

Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp
by SMURFS June 24, 2015
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Derp

A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.
Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...
by Windex King June 10, 2013
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the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.
Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.
by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021
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Izzy: Sedivib.
Brolyn: What?
Izzy: Derp.
by GinGin5 October 09, 2018
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Derp is one who does something foolish or derpy. These people tend to have mad cheekbones and a lack of hair and excessive body fat.
Sam looks like a derp lol
by Derp Derpson April 28, 2020
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