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mattress dent

a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression
yo that’s a fat mattress dent wtf
by depressed whore November 13, 2020
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Furna-dent

The dent(s) your furniture leave in your carpet.

Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"
Betsy moved her bed after a rowdy month of one night stands and said to Jane "goodness I fucked 4 furna-dents into my carpet! They will never go away!"
by Eddiemound December 17, 2009
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Baby Dent

When a pregnant lady hits something with her stomach (baby) and leaves a dent in her stomach.
"Man, that pregnant teacher ran into that kid so hard, she might have a baby dent."
by Worstgirl141 May 15, 2010
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lint dent

the small dent located above the asscrack. It is called the lint dent because lint accumulates here. The lint dent is easy to find and is not very deep.
I just scooped a string of lint out of my lint dent!
by ESHS February 21, 2011
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Harvey Dent

When a guy comes in his hand and wipes the cum evenly only on the left side of a girl's face, replicating the Two-Face effect of Harvey Dent.
"I had to pull out since I didn't have a condom, but it was all cool because I did a Harvey Dent all over her face."
by Thu Kang-A-Lang August 27, 2012
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custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009
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asshole-dent

generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.

An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!
by Dr. Ater November 10, 2011
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