December

The one month where every guy's dick gets destroyed

OH NO its december Jack do you know what that means, your dick gets destroyed

by Decembersucks2019R.I.P November 10, 2019

December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

by Sttressed January 30, 2020

December

Grab his Dick December

A month where you can grab your mans or your boy beat friends dick good luck😜

Friend1: Omdss it’s December there is nothing interesting happening

Friend2: Yes, there is, it’s Grab his dick December

Friend1: OH YESS😜😜

by WALLAD❤️ October 1, 2020

December

When Jesus Christ was born and we celebrate his birth.

Person 1: Are y'all ready for December?

Person 2: Yes i am very aware it's close to Christmas

by anonymous November 30, 2020

December

Make out w/ your crush month

Girl. Why’d u just kiss me.
Boy. Cuz it’s make out with your crush December.

by Brookxjade December 2, 2020

December

Don't date December

Joe: why are u still dating Nicole

John: wdym

Joe: its don't date December
John: oh

by Cutelatina December 2, 2020

December

Give a girl ur hoodie

December is the month to give a girl ur hoodie

Hey man its December .
Waw I have to give her my hoodie now.

by DdDefinitionsssss December 2, 2020