Cunty McFuck

Cunty McFuck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain fuck you arround. Cunty McFuck and Nick Kershaw have never been seen together.....wierd
- after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

"ahh for fuck sake, Cunty McFuck has been here again"
by Walkinshaw December 18, 2008
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Cuntie Beaver

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.
I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.
by DougieFry December 12, 2019
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cunty eyes

some one who has axe wound eyes
by shaneoooo September 18, 2008
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Cunty Cavemen

Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.
Example 1:

Wow that girl is a Cunty Cavemen in bed

Example 2:

Ewww that girl is such a Cunty Cavemen
by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014
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Cunty ballerina

A person who is especially evil and insidious. The person is adept at shifting the bitchiness to match their audience with a level of flexibility and prowess you would find in a ballerina.
Cathy was an extra level of bitchy to everyone around her. Her family and friends were left stunned and speechless. She is a true cunty ballerina.
by Literary lizard November 13, 2021
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Cunty Peach

(1) One who looks nice, sweet, fun, etc, but is indeed a bitch.

A peach that looks delicious, but is actually fowl in flavor.

(2) A peachy cunt is the other way around. A girl who looks awful in one way or another who is actually one who should be a homegirl

A peach that looks awful and disgusting but has the sweetest flavor.
(1) Thing One: Wow, everyone likes Jessica, I bet she's really nice, we should hang out sometime.

Thing Two: Don't be fooled, she's a major cunty peach. don't get involved with that skanque.

(2). Thing One: Look at that girl over there, she looks like a major bitch.

Thing Two: Alyssa? No she's the shit! She's just a peachy cunt, but she's got your back and will fuck a sister up for you, if need be.
by MarryMack November 7, 2009
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Cunty McGee

A fun and non-insulting name to call your female friends, or a random female in the street
"Hello, Cunty McGee!" he said to his friend
by Cunty McGee May 26, 2006
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