coffee

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

by cyber573 April 9, 2008

coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

by alxrgrs July 18, 2010

sodexo coffee

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine

"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."

by GuyFaulks September 11, 2013

The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know

Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?

by Glennb July 10, 2020

Coffee house

A place where beta males (soy boys) congregate.

"Did you see that Greg guy?"
"Yeah, he looks like he's a regular at the coffee house."

by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018

Cuffem

Cuffem is a very handsome young man.He likes to eat.

Guy 1:Do you watch cuffem on twitch

Guy 2:yeah,the cute one ?

by TyDropEmOff January 13, 2021

russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka

Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6

by Scroblog January 18, 2005