cockma

A cock induced coma.

sir your wife slipped into a cockma. whats that? well while you were at work the neighbor kid across the street fucked your wife so hard she slipped into a cock induced coma or a cockma if you will

by Deathsduet February 14, 2008

CockMauler

A guy who isn't openly gay but gets a bit touchy with other guys and very flirty

Steve: Did you see cian boltan in there ...I swear he was checkin me out for the whole day

Hunkydory: yea he's a proper cockmauler

by Right so August 10, 2009

Cuckage

The noun form of the word cuck (when someone screws you over for no reason at all.)

1: My boyfriend ignored me at the play I paid $15 to see tonight!

2: man, that’s absolute cuckage!

by DEAFinitions March 2, 2019

Cuckabuttons

What you call those things that get stuck in your hair. The spiked balls that come from a bush.

Not to be confused with cockapoos or cockatoos

Some cuckabuttons got stuck in my stockings, and a few got caught in my ass hair.

by hehe143 October 25, 2020

Cuckaroni and Cheese

An individual of the cuckold type so severe you can see the pain in there eyes. This said individual is hostile, sometimes armed and dangerous, and they are often triggered by minor inconveniences. Beware of the Cuckaroni and Cheese because one more fuck of his wife could be the last straw.

Wow guys, Sean let’s his wife fuck anyone but it seems like it’s starting to really get to him. He’s been acting like a real Cuckaroni and Cheese.

by Yeetermcskeeter April 20, 2021

smuckahs cuckahs

When you trusted a fart or just had no choice and your crack looks like you spread chocolate smuckers just all over the place down there.

“Bro that sounded and smells ripe definite smuckahs cuckahs potential there go get sorted”

by chHAad March 6, 2021

cuckasoid

A timid, meek, beta white “male”. Often spends time online whining, screeching, and bitching like an emotional little girl about minorities, enraged by their mere existence since he is insecure regarding their sexual prowess in comparison to his own, but seldom leave their mother’s basements to encounter any in real life. Loves to insult and berate others, but is very easily offended and quick to anger.

4chan is full of insecure fragile cuckasoids who have never contributed anything productive or meaningful to society with tiny micropenises which have not come anywhere near a woman’s vagina in their entire pitiful existence.

by Honksley McCuckold November 16, 2019