cubicle

our house.

Let's go party at the cubicle.

by grassyknoll September 17, 2003

Cubicle Thug

people who send smart ass work emails, but bitch up when you call them in response.

Tim: Jerry is sent me a real jerk email yesterday about the Smith account.

Mike: What did you do?
Tim: I called his office and asked him what his problem was.

Mike: What did he say?
Tim: He claimed I miss read the tone of his email....really he was just being a Cubicle Thug.

by aStatesman August 23, 2011

Cubicle

cu·bi·cle
–adjective
1. inspiring awe, excitement.
2. showing or characterized by coolness.

Person 1: This is a totally wicked awesome madhot rock formation!
Person 2: Why don't you just say: 'this is a cubicle rock formation!'?
Person 1: Damn straight son. This is so cubicle!

by Boris V July 10, 2007

Cubicle Carstop

The intense traffic jam experienced when an office-wide meeting calls everyone out of their cubicle and funnels them into the same meeting room.

Most often used by The Man to further the goals of The Establishment by wasting precious time.

The meeting was scheduled to start at 6:15, but Cubicle Carstop kept it from beginning until 7.

by The Real Life Roach October 13, 2010

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

cubicle cliff hanging

Climbing to the top of public toilet cubicle whilst door open an taking a dump

Hey guys $1 each to come watch Dan cubicle cliff hanging in the toilets

by bartlehunter86 July 15, 2016

cubicle kike

A person of jewish background who hides their identity and is usually confined to desk duty inside of a cubicle in Israel or abroad for the purpose of disseminating propaganda for the Zionist state.

The cubicle kike's aim is to distract others -- wherever there is free speech -- from talking about Zionist crimes by provoking people into focusing on racial themes (ie. black violence, "Islamists", liberal issues, 3rd world migration, etc) on all corners of the internet (news sites, youtube comments, twitter, discord, etc).

Look at the comments in this thread all focusing on everything except Israel, whole place is filled with cubicle kikes.

by TheCollegeGraduate December 22, 2025