crumpa

The state of mind of younger gen z bastards when they reinvent fancy bitch ass new words and meanings for bullshit they themselves don't understand.
This includes words like "redpilled" and "based" as well as reinterpreting/rebranding hand gestures like the international diving hand signal for "OK" into "white power" because some right winged non arian bastards use it once.

Example 1:
Individual one: Gives proper feedback based on facts.
Individual two: Whoa, that's based.
Individual one: The fuck you just called me?
--> In this case Individual 2 is crumpa.

Example 2:
Diver signals "ok" to another diver because safety is important.
Gen Z clown: Whoa, look at this racist, hope he drowns!
Diver then goes spearfishing and accomplishes more within 10 minutes than the gen z bastard will accomplish in hich fucking whole life.
--> In this case the gen Z clown is crumpa.

by Hob Durphy January 20, 2021

Cumpanable

Able to be cummed on

She has that's is able to be cumpanable

by Samuel darkinz October 28, 2021

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

cumparxie

CUM AND PARXIE CUM TOGETHER FOR THIS, A PARXIE IS A FAN OF GOD’S FAVORITE FUCKING BOYBAND ‘WATERPARKS’ AND CUM WELL. A CUMPARXIE IS SUPERIOR TI ANY HUMAN KIND, ALSO KNOWN AS ‘CUM MASTER’

CUMPARXIE IS INSANE

by cherrysvibez December 18, 2022

Crumpart

A word babies and foreigners cannot say

I wish i could say crumpart but im a baby

by BigMysteryMan February 12, 2023

cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.

Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

chumpadoink

A stupid tard who needs to be killed

Trey is such a chumpadoink

by Urpaldoc March 21, 2024