A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
by MyztresC June 3, 2014

Leg's mother is currently under the brooklen bridge getting analy butt fucked by a crout crouton with a gucci belt from nothern idaho, ima need some backup real quick.
by Tornado_99 April 18, 2023

by Croutontim May 17, 2025

A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.
by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015
