Croatian cannonball

When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation

"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

Croatian Crock Pot

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.

Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010

Croatian Cock Wedge

A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.

Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?

Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020

Croatian

Croatian= Ustasa
Ustasa: The WW2 regime in Croatia and to exterminate and dispossess the Serbs, was one of the most horrendous episodes of World War II. The murder methods applied by Ustasha were extraordinarily primitive and sadistic: thousands were hurled from mountain tops, others were beaten to death or had their throats cut, entire villages were burned down, women raped, people sent on death marches in the middle of winter, and still others starved to death...

Now tell me who are the war criminals, the serbs or the croatians?

by antinazi September 1, 2005

Croatian Pan-handle

Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.

Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.

by El Guru July 28, 2011

Croatian bookmark

To mark a page in a book by taking a dump on the page and then closing the book on it.

To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.

by Wind, Rain and Lava December 16, 2008

Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.

Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!

by tijdickson May 6, 2011