Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

Cretin

Jordan broome

Jordan broome is a cretin for stealing my ace

by Jordanthenonce59 October 24, 2020

Cretin

www.twitch.tv/canadianbooly

What a Fucking Cretin...

by ChasingDragons92 November 8, 2020

cretin

freddie

weird flex but okay u freddie

a creature so disgusting and two faced it steals from under you, cretin

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Cretin

A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.

That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?

Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?

David Goggins.

by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022