Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0∅7 December 17, 2023

Cretin

A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior

Aw bro do you know that girl jay? Why an absolute cretin

by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021

Cretin

A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.

That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?

Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?

David Goggins.

by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Conniving Creepy Cretin

A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.

"What a deviously devilish, slickly sly little conniving creepy cretin"

by CreepyCretin May 2, 2022