Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Cretin

Victor

Victor: Salut! Ma numesc Victor!
Eu: Cretin...

by AlexEsuper January 12, 2022

cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard

person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”

by JDHartley May 25, 2023

Cretin

A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN

by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019

Cretin

a typically southern insensitve idiot, often a halfbreed. They have low intelligence.

That woman and her son look like cretins.

by JoodijjOODI May 14, 2018

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023