Dumping an entire bottle of creamer on the floor, getting naked, and flopping around like a fish in the creamer.
by Sapphire213 January 29, 2017
by Reggie Hammer June 09, 2005
Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 02, 2017
by agirl.youknow March 18, 2014
by kungfumelissa December 27, 2017
(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!
Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!
Billy Bob: What?
Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!
Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?
Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.
Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!
Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel April 28, 2011