Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

by Nulzek April 4, 2010

Brown Crayon

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.

I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.

by RoryLOL July 1, 2009

Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

by Apecreature June 24, 2012

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic December 5, 2007

St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon

Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.

When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:

"What school do you go?"

"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"

"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"

by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019

crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003