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The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.
by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016
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See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
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"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."
by botjaj April 6, 2019
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it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste
high iq ppl listen only to electronic
"thre is no word to describe beethoven"
i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit
"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"
plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence
who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music
electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste
high iq ppl listen only to electronic
"thre is no word to describe beethoven"
i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit
"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"
plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence
who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music
electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy
mozart: yo biatchhoven dont copy my classical shit, u dumb shit!
biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata
mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata
mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch
by trance is better than thisshit April 21, 2010
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Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!
He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
"24 Capricci Per Violino Solo and Speed Metal Symphony are fucking awesome."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
by subhumanrhythm December 2, 2007
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Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".
For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.
Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Nobody gives a shit on your analysis of how this chord and tone sounds mean and how the conductor's frantic swaying reflects their "soul", "emotional state", and "conclusive dipshittery".
For those who really do love it, I'm not bashing your music, I hold no grudge against true appreciators of your art. However, I do harbor a hate for people who listen to it just to elevate their own egos, or were forced to listen to it by browbeating parents.
Either that, or modern methods of composing music makes the traditional way of making noises by means of carved wood, strings, and hollowed lead pipes appear dinosauric.
Upon posting this definition of "classical music", a ragtag lynch mob composed of angry college professors, browbeaten Asians with violins, and dweeby bookworms has assembled before my home half a second later to have me tarred and feathered.
by C Tan May 9, 2006
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