crank

Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.

Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.

by CD April 8, 2003

crank

A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.

That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.

by Tom LaBelle June 11, 2006

cranking

to masturbate rapidly.

I'm cranking one off right now.

by Doug L. September 25, 2005

Cranked

To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.

Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!

Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!

by preppysweaterboy March 7, 2009

Cranking

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.

Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."

by b1 mIRACLE December 5, 2017

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Chris Hatt December 29, 2008

crank

To wank while crying. Largely done by emos and Christians.

"I caught him cranking in the vestubule"

by Tom Bentley Hibbins October 18, 2007