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Craigslisted

When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.
Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".

Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"
by Mustacheman October 7, 2013
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craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist
have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for'probably doesn't want to talk to you
by Sexydimma February 28, 2015
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Craigslist throatcunt

The throat of an effeminate male that is well used by other men that he meets on craigslist while advertising the fact that he does indeed have a throatcunt that needs to be used as such.
I am a 32 year old man and I need another man to come fuck me in my Craigslist throatcunt.
by Manchvegaseddieg March 29, 2015
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Craigslist Honey

An unattractive female. A play on the fact that most of the women with "looking for sex" posts on Craigslist are not very attractive.
Bro, this party is full of craigslist honeys. I'm trying to find me an IG honey.
by BougieBandit April 16, 2015
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Craigslister

an individual who frequently engages in transactions or other activities advertised on the website Craigslist
Marcus became an avid Craigslister after he purchased a couch for $50.00 on Craigslist.
by Craigslister-Negotiator April 18, 2015
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Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.
I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI
by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015
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craigslist tourettes

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes
by Karl Kaiser May 30, 2018
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