coitdog

An obsequious grovelling toerag who has their brown nose up the "coit" (arsehole") of a person in authority. Derived from the fact that dogs always sniff coits.

I was put on detention because that filthy little coitdog dobbed me in.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 20, 2006

cogito ergo es

Latin phrase meaning "I think therefore you are", often said in a snyde, holier than thou, fashion.

See also: cogito ergo sum

Cogito ergo sum? Hah! Cogito ergo es, infidel!

by MrPumpernickel February 15, 2006

coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

colitis

An inflammatory disease of the colon. Symptoms are usually painful and involve swelling of the colon and rectal bleeding.

Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

When I heard "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," I wasn't sure if they were saying "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" or "The girl with colitis goes by."

by K-Star May 28, 2007

Coital Drip

The after effect of sex where in the semen slowly drips out of an orifice. It doesn't matter what orifice.

" When i finished with her, the coital drip ruined her new dress"

by MaDDnEsS13 January 9, 2010

coiter

to engage with another partner of the opposite sex through the act of shoving a penis into the vagina producing an orgasm. Another word for sex.

I like to coiter on beaches in the sunset.

by nathan aka natedog July 24, 2005

coñito

Diminutive of coño, vulgar word referring to vagina in Spanish

¡Chupame el coñito!

by Lmaskyy February 3, 2023