coitdog

An obsequious grovelling toerag who has their brown nose up the "coit" (arsehole") of a person in authority. Derived from the fact that dogs always sniff coits.

I was put on detention because that filthy little coitdog dobbed me in.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 20, 2006

coitogen

a substance that would enhance one's desire to have sex; a sex stimulant.

Could a cup of hot milk with honey act as a coitogen?

by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010

Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020