couche

a soft couch-like pencilcase

my dad just bought me a red couche

by Mco Jr July 10, 2022

national coaches day

A day to celebrate the person or people that have helped you get better a sport or any given extra curricular.

Happy National Coaches Day Coach Eddy, thank you for everything!

by Zepking October 7, 2022

The best coaches

The best coaches is in Palmdale

The best coaches.
The Palmdale falcons is most worried in the av because of they coaches . Coaches are very hard working and good on there kids . Highland coaches suck and date the team moms 😭🤦🏻 ♂️.

by Av scanner June 27, 2022

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

French, taken from the pop song. It virtually means "Will you bed with me tonight?" and is a lousy pick-up line at the best of times.

"So, Sweetcakes, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

"Hell no, and stop drooling on my frock"

by JMash March 9, 2004

couchersize

When one excersizes while sitting on the couch. (Leg lifts, bycicles, weights, ect while remaining on the couch, often times watching TV)

"My dad couchersizes everyday in the comfort of his own home on his own couch while watching his favorite show."

by brownhorse January 16, 2009