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Great Cosmic Negro

The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.
I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.
by Angrier Monkey July 21, 2009
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Cosmic String

Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.
A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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cosmo

Fucked up magazine that encourages people to have promiscuous sex, despirte knowing its average reader is an 11 year old girl. See slut skank and sheep
Next month in Cosmo: Give great head to a guy who's too young to cum!
by Wyl January 3, 2004
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CosmicTeal

He is The Best ROBLOX Player Of All Time,

He has a ROBLOX account that was made in 1/7/2017

He also has a YouTube Channel named "CosmicTeal"
This "CosmicTeal" guy is really good at roblox
by NotCosmicTeal July 10, 2023
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Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate — it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.
Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Cosmic Space Fish

Odd looking, pink, fish that were in the movie Muppets From Space...
*and they really like tea for some reason...*
Let the Cosmic Space Fish be with you!
by I am Neon! *Alysha* January 4, 2009
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cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010
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