"im from carlisle"
"dude, that town is sooo cute"
"I know. its amazing i love it"
*** goes home***
"I hate this fucking small ass town"
"dude, that town is sooo cute"
"I know. its amazing i love it"
*** goes home***
"I hate this fucking small ass town"
by pseudonym60020010909060 April 23, 2010
Get the Carlisle mug.Having someone help complete the act of masturbation by pushing back and forth on the males forearm using their foot, while the male holds his own penis. Most of the time this is preformed in a single wide trailer with one or both of the participants wearing cowboy boots.
by nvminer October 16, 2010
Get the Carlin Rudder mug.the reason fdr boys wake up on a saturday morning. this basketball barnyard show is crowded with white boys who believe ball is life. most kids are absolute dog shit yet take these games so seriously. few shooters and many fat kids who are finally getting exercise other than walking through the halls at school. this is where the kids who were cut from the school team thrive. its basically hyde parks NBA.
regina coeli cyo hall of fame members:
- chuck cook
- pat nesbitt
- ryan taylor
- fat ass 3 point shooter billy
regina coeli cyo hall of fame members:
- chuck cook
- pat nesbitt
- ryan taylor
- fat ass 3 point shooter billy
kid 1: “are you gonna go watch the regina coeli cyo basketball games today?”
kid 2: “yeah i’ve been looking for a good laugh.”
kid 2: “yeah i’ve been looking for a good laugh.”
by hms,hms November 3, 2021
Get the regina coeli cyo mug.1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.
Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!
by carthage March 9, 2009
Get the Coliander mug.When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.
I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Get the Hot Carlita mug.A dinosaur human-being, they tend to be incredibly funny and it is said to have a big head and little arms like a T-Rex. Carlins have the ability to be the life of a party, and turn frowns upside down. Though they have awesome personalities beware of when they're hungry, they can be vicious.
by AwesomeFun-Brain August 19, 2013
Get the Carlin mug.George Carlin is currently in his 70's and has one hell of a resume. Grew up in New York, went to catholic school(now an athiest), got booted from the military, became a disc jokey, than a stand-up comedian who appeared many many times on television.
He has appeared on Jonny Carson's show almost more than any other, was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the founder of the Seven Dirty Words, has 14 HBO specials which is just incredible. Has been in a few films as well, and had a t.v. show that only lasted for I think a year or two. Still tours all across The U.S., does many shows in Vegas, and etc.
George Carlin is the funniest and most original comedian in standup history. Not to mention one of the best and smartest philosophers the world has ever seen. This man is a true genious and tells it like it is. Everything this man has done is great. From his silly humor and little observations on life to his philosophical viewpoints and great ranting on government, religion, society, americans, bullshit, and more. You couldn't ask for any more from such a great human being.
He has appeared on Jonny Carson's show almost more than any other, was the first host of Saturday Night Live, the founder of the Seven Dirty Words, has 14 HBO specials which is just incredible. Has been in a few films as well, and had a t.v. show that only lasted for I think a year or two. Still tours all across The U.S., does many shows in Vegas, and etc.
George Carlin is the funniest and most original comedian in standup history. Not to mention one of the best and smartest philosophers the world has ever seen. This man is a true genious and tells it like it is. Everything this man has done is great. From his silly humor and little observations on life to his philosophical viewpoints and great ranting on government, religion, society, americans, bullshit, and more. You couldn't ask for any more from such a great human being.
George Carlin quotes:
"Hey, how's everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well FUCK YOU!!" Just tryin' to make you feel at home."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god."
"I can prove to you that rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig, raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him Porky!?"
"Hey, how's everyone doing tonight huh?? Good, well FUCK YOU!!" Just tryin' to make you feel at home."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again. That's because there is no humpty dumpy, and there is no god."
"I can prove to you that rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig, raping Elmer Fudd. Hey, why do you think they call him Porky!?"
by BigTMoney March 13, 2008
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