Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Coogling

The act of adding random women on social media in order to bombard them with unsolicited messages, in attempt to get your hole

I’m going to spend the weekend coogling

by unknown3003 January 5, 2024

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

Cookling

Laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair and bonk your head on the floor

oh my God Sarah just fell on a banana peel! I'm cookling so hard right now!

by P1xie (ft tungsten) May 21, 2025

Coopling

A person who is loved and under care of Robert, the uncle of Jordan.

Me and my friends are Roberts new Cooplings

by Robertdictionary July 14, 2025