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do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.
Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?
by daring101 July 25, 2016
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Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you
If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.
by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010
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cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:
by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
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cookie monster

Beloved Hungarian born Sesame Street regular, who fled Budapest after the 1956 Soviet Invasion. He emmigrated to Zaire (now The Democratic Republic of Congo), and taught languages to the Luba tribe, including English.

He was hired in 1967 to teach the letters of the alphabet on a PBS pilot "Sesame Street" and continued to commute between Sesame Street to his classroom in Zaire, when scheduling permitted. Houston Rocket Great Dikembe Mutombo was a former English student of his, and they often dine together in New York.

With the overwhelming fame that came from the success of "Sesame Street", Monster drew attention to issues near and dear to himself. He demonstrated outside the Soviet Embassy following the invasion of Czechoslovakia, and was a constant presence on Television round table discussions during the Polish Solidarity movement of the early 80s He is also an outspoken advocate for Diabetes research (having been diagnosed in 1962).

When the wall fell, the Cookie Monster was finally reunited with his wife Ildiko and his now grown two sons. His daughter died of mad cow disease in 1975, having never seen him again since his flight from Budapest. Hungarian television blocked access to public television, and denounced Cookie Monster as a traitor and a thief. Ildiko died in 1992 during a grease fire in her new home in Paris.

He currently lives in Monaco with his new wife Prairie Dawn and their three children. He serves as a special ambassador to the UN Human Rights committee, and is also acting as special liaison in the current Israeli-Palestinian peace talks.
The Cookie Monster is subject to seizures and violent outbursts, which have taken a toll on his furry blue intestinal tract.
by Kermit the exiled Frog. March 13, 2008
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Ass Cookie

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"
by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007
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cookie cunt

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh
by big cunt josh March 12, 2019
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poop chute cookie mouth

poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.
looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.
by R.Y.E. January 12, 2009
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