got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.

Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga

by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

Contact Juggling

also known as orb rolling, sphereplay, sperical balancing, etc. is the act of juggling with fushigi balls (or other balls for that matter).

That bitch did some crazy ass contact juggling on my nuts last night!

by ADL Motorboater December 1, 2010

The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

by PeboMan April 18, 2017

conduct card

gettin in fucking trouble at school

Being warned by the teacher

by AgentGOD February 2, 2004

contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango

Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.

by Jonnybear April 7, 2007

contact high

Getting high by being around someone who is currently smoking some sort of drug such as weed. From inhaling the smoke you also get high without actually smoking anything.

Raven was smoking pot next to me, and i got a major contact high from it.

by FuckMeOnTheDanceFloor March 4, 2007