contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.

Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.

by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005

contingency

an asshat who can't finish a project he started

Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.

by gues582482 December 18, 2012

soon you will contain my seed

what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.

Boy: Hey!
Girl: Sup...?
Boy: Soon you will contain my seed.
Girl: a.WHAT THE FUCK!!!

b. AAAHHHHH!!!

by The weird bird man August 27, 2010

contain it

used when someone is on a cell phone in an inappropriate place and/or being usually loud and/or obnoxious.

"contain it!"
"so i told this sorostitute on the bus to contain it"

by tony the time traveler November 1, 2006

Contraring

to oppose something

From the television show parks and recreation, said by Louis c.k.

I just said one thing, and you're contraring me.

by MSUKING24 July 14, 2017

contaminate

To forcefully play music or sing or otherwise make some consistent sound within earshot of a person or group who consider said sounds annoying and unwanted.

Dude, let's get out here. Someone contaminated this place with country.

by edstar77 April 9, 2014

Cottaging

Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.

We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.

by Benson August 13, 2003