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grendall constant

A number used in calculus to solve for Area, Distance, Acceleration, and more. It’s defined as 4.13x10^8
The mudd goblins used the grendall constant to find how much purple drank is used in gravity.
by Grendall January 10, 2024
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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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Minecraft constant pistols

AR-74 in minecradt vanilla , just give me your mothers phone number!!!
fortnite < minecraft Minecraft constant pistols
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
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Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk
"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Peter's Constant

8*10^0
Person 1: What's 4+4?
Person 2: Oh, it's Peter's Constant.
by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024
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skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.
The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.
by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023
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