consistitize

to make consistent

Please consistitize the look and placement of the company's logo across all marketing materials.

by debsydell August 3, 2010

Concise Four-Mark Answer

A Concise Four-Point Answer is an answer or response that is not only correct, but also breathtakingly awe-inspiring that it is impossible to deny anything but full-marks to.

Joseph: "What is the En Passant Rule in Chess?"
Rohan: "It's a pawn move"
Joseph: "Can you explain it in a concise four-mark answer?"
Rohan: "No"
Xavi: "I can"

by HadawayJo January 20, 2014

Confisteal

To confiscate something for your own use.

Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.

by Buzzyrd June 2, 2015

consisti

in every case or on every occasion; invariably.

The shortened version of consistently when your phone sends the message before you can finish typing the word.

Dang I wish I ate more consisti

by Racing Chestnut February 14, 2017

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

congical

Similar to a conjugal visit, but for those who are not yet married.

The commish got a congical visit from his vice, and she rather enjoyed it.

by TheCommish08 August 10, 2017

Congina

Congina means if you go to the doctors and have an infected vagina you get it glued up

I need to go to the doctors because my vagina needs to get glued I think I have a congina

by Jctaylors June 1, 2018