Confuctious

A feeling of confusion and frustration

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted

by Al pal gal March 13, 2017

Confucktion

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

consuction

when your penis or area around it is bruised from heavy amounts of sucking.

After seeing the doctor, he diagnosed me with consuction. I'll never forget that night, it was so freaky.

by owner med February 3, 2022

Scrumptious Confectionary

When the confectionary is just simply scrumptious

William: Oscar, may I please have some of that scrumptious confectionary?
Oscar: No. It is far too scrumptious for the likings of you!

by confectionary November 24, 2021

Confusionator

A fog of confusion surrounding a situation or problem. Normally created by providing or attempting to execute an overly complex solution to an otherwise simple problem.

Characterised by a fog of confusion surrounding the event or problem. Normally with a large number of people involved who have not a fucking clue as to what is going on... Even better in long email threads where no one takes responsibility for solving the problem or lifting the fog of confusion.

Fuck Me, Terry unleashed another fucking confusionator with that latest architecture diagram.

by TheGrandPooBar June 19, 2013

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Confuckingusing

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

by Smollonator December 12, 2018