goulag Confederate

(confederate must be with a capital C): an American judge/prosecutor/ law enforcement official who more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp than to the big house or condemned row

in order to rid Chicago of crime Rahm Emanuel shouldn't ask the U.N. for help , he should hire a Marshall Zhukov or another goulag Confederate.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2017

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

confederate flag

used for people who have piss/shit kinks

just ordered myself a confederate flag! #ilovepiss

by orcasoup September 28, 2021

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Confederate Hell Raiser

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.

I'm a proud confederate hell raiser

by LadyT_ November 22, 2014

Confederate Sub

When three or more men line up on a couch and jerk each other off my moving the next man’s arm. A horizontal double Dutch rudder.

It wasn’t gay that we all jerked off on the couch, we never touched each other’s dicks it was a classic confederate sub.

by Southern Boy 56 August 11, 2022