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paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
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Concussed

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.
Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed
by RagingPrune March 13, 2016
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confusalufacated

confused, frustrating, and being retarded all that the same time. Or the other meaning is when the girl is exhausted of jocking the cock that doesn't spluge when he is geting pleasured.
Anthony was getting a hand job and did not spluge within twenty minutes of getting his cock jerked so his girl friend just gave up then she was just confusalufacated when she finished. Or you just turned sixteen and your parents said the would buy u a car but then when they want to the car dealer they bought them self a car not you. And you questioned them and got in an arguement and they grounded you for a week, now your just confusalufacated.
by butch2310 July 16, 2010
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Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.
hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained
by tudders1 April 12, 2017
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Concis

Concis is another word for boobs, but meaning big boobs
"look at liz, she has big concis"
by Elsu January 4, 2009
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concubining

Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.

Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.

The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
by the birds and trees October 22, 2007
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Concur

Agree. Don't be fooled by its simplicity; if used too often it sounds lame and makes the (over)user appear as if he/she is trying rather hard to sound like an intellectual.
Marty: That movie was bad. I mean it was 'hold-your-nose' bad.

Corey: I concur.
by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004
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