Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
by Etch September 8, 2006
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Person 2: Damn, they're fked now.
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by SoFetchh May 26, 2008
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Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.
by The Bod January 18, 2009
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Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
by Mark H June 17, 2004
Get the pro-condom slogans mug.Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.
A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
by gwaijai85 October 23, 2009
Get the Condom Shame mug.a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.
by dc916 May 26, 2004
Get the condom pocket mug.He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.
by xxxxxxxxxxgood student is good December 9, 2019
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