Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003

Computricide

The murder or killing of a computer or like device

My computer makes me want to commit computricide

by java0123 June 1, 2009

compuliterate

Having the ability to understand and work a computer and the Internets but with a blatant disregard for the rules of grammar and spelling.

Joan is compuliterate because when she posts to the online forums she always uses the wrong "your" and "there" and substitutes "u" for "you" etc.

by sammycy April 15, 2011

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.

Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.

by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020

computifile

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers aka technosexual.

“They/them are computifile.”

by Lily baynes May 16, 2022