Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

Darkness Complex

A condition that manifests itself as an advanced form of masochism. Somebody with a Darkness Complex will be sexually aroused by being tomerented, made fun of, or attacked.

Lalatina Dustiness often puts herself in harms way just to satisfy what we now call her “Darkness Complex”, which was named after her.

by Wizzlemountain October 2, 2019

Asta Complex

A person who takes extreme interest in Asta from the anime Black Clover, usually to an excessive extent. They often think about or talk about him nonstop. This often stems from the fact that they either idolize him or are sexually attracted to him.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that Black Clover meme I sent you?
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you, do you have an Asta Complex or something?
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: You know, like you are obsessed with Asta and are sexually attracted to him or idolize him.
Guy 1: Who wouldn't?

by Evic Varmori January 4, 2021

2d complex

When a person develops strong emotions for 2-dimensional characters, typically anime or manga characters. They're more concerned with their fictional love interests than real people.

Don't even bother trying to get with him, he's got a 2d complex.

by mDuo13 July 13, 2007

GILF complex

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.

"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008

Ursula Complex

Originating from the antagonist character, Ursula, from Disney's "The Little Mermaid". It refers to a mental condition usually afflicting fat, unattractive, middle-aged women who treat prettier, younger women with intentional disdain and scorn. This vindictive behavior is said to be the product of irreconcilable jealousy. Ursula Complex can manifest itself in private situations, within families, and even in public settings.

Symptoms include: Sideways glances at younger women, dirty looks, heightened gossiping, and overall unpleasant treatment of younger, prettier women for reasons that aren't made clear.

"I was at Costco the other day and this fat, middle-aged women wearing a long t-shirt was treating the younger, pretty female employee really badly for no reason once she noticed her husband checking her out. B**ch clearly has Ursula Complex, and should get that checked out ASAP.

by lfilmore70 September 15, 2014

A Complete Waste

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.

"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about

by Vaela February 10, 2005