confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 17, 2003

comfs

Comfortable. Actually, VERY comfortable.

I am so comfs in bed.
These shoes are comfs.

by BaberzSquaredShow December 17, 2008

Combustion

Combustion is a better, more accurate term for lit. Or alternatively that which is lit, cool or awesome.

“Your outfit is combustion”

by Annajaye November 12, 2022

Capo Confuscious

The name of rapper Bizzy Bone's younger brother, was killed in 2003 over marijauna.

Muder over stupid things has really got to stop.

by Valentine December 23, 2004

Comfuse

Where a computer confuses the crap out of you at the start of its use, middle or (may lead to) end.

This term is not just used in direction to n00bs.

1. May occur when the computer has caught the seasonal cold.
Kay: Daimn! 1 virus detected? How do I get rid of it? Why is my computer using hard to understand technical language!

2. May also occur when you download an upgrade to software you use regually.
Kay: Awsome! The new msn! Ok, so i've got to.. why is everything SO DIFFERENT! >_<#

3. Also occurs when high level is obtained from a game and the computer tricks you into believing you have to do something, when you don't and therefore lose.
Kay: Whoo! level 26! Okay, this seems easy, just got t-
YOU LOSE.
Kay: Ugh, im going outside.. *so comfused*

by natalie sthoup August 3, 2010

combust

when you fart burp and cough then experience excruciating pain then explode and die

the reaction of looking at new Louis Tomlinsons pics

COMBUST

by lukes girlfriend December 6, 2013

CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005