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Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.

Shut the fuck up, Bill.
by WillieThePooh April 21, 2015
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Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .
Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.
by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011
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Colorado Jackhammer

When you do a huge line of blow and bang the crap out of the loosest girl on campus with her face straight down into a pillow. Helps if you're looking out the window at some mountains or something.
Dude, I gave Kath a serious pounding last night. Pretty much Colorado Jackhammer.
by D.Brown August 24, 2008
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hot colorado

A term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover's mouth and then taking a shit inside the bag. Usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded.
Lover #1: I really don't think I can handle the taste, but I would love to feel warm shit in my mouth.

Lover #2: In that case you will absolutely love the hot colorado!
by jigggs February 26, 2008
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COLORADO SPRINGS

Founded in the late 1800's by General William Jackson Palmer, it is Colorado's second-largest city. It is cradled between the Rockies to the west and the Monument Divide to the North. It is 6,000 feet above sea level, with a population of about 375,000. The weather can be erratic, going from sun to rain, ro sun again, in a matter of minutes. Some of its attractions, in and around the area, are Garden of the Gods, Pikes Peak, North Pole, and the U.S. Air Force Academy.
Some of Colorado Springs' surrounding cities and towns include, Fountain, Security, Ft. Carson, Black Forest, and Canon City(pronounced canyon).
Also referred to as C-Town, The Springs, and other names.
"Man, this weather is crazy. We must be in the Springs by now."
"The Springs?"
"Yeah. Colorado SPRINGS."
by ANONGENTRY2 August 5, 2008
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University of Colorado

Located in the city of Boulder, Colorado. Not to be confused with CU Denver or Colorado Springs. 25,000 undergraduates. 5,000 graduates. Considered a Public Ivy League; 11th Best Public University in the Nation. Average GPA for freshmen in 2009 was 3.677: Average ACT ranged from 27 to 29 (and higher), excluding the Leeds School of Business and the College of Engineering and Applied Sciences, which tend to be higher. Students termed "Yuppie Hippies", or quoted as "peace sign on my dad's BMW". Ranked as one the most Beautiful campuses in world; also one of the most expensive to attend..; Universal Tuscan-"Italian-ate" styled buildings. Smart students, who still enjoy a party. The Hill. Pearl Street. 29th Street. "Cali Kids". Parties! Division 1 Sports suck. Classes can be tedious. Directions based on the Flatirons. Skiing and snowboarding.
Where do you attend college? I attend the University of Colorado at Boulder.
by new-wave8756 November 15, 2009
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Colorado Avalanche

The best hockey team that was created from the expansion of the Quebec Nordiques to Denver Colorado.
The best hockey team that has won two stanley cups in 1996 and 2001.
The Colorado Avalanche features the best hockey player in the NHL, Joe Sakic!

The Detroit Redwings suffered an utter defeat from the Colorado Avalanche.
by byron sakic July 31, 2005
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