Colombian Lawn Sprinkler

When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating

When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.

by nati0nx May 9, 2020

Colombian NyQuil

Instead of swallowing an ambien for sleep, you crush it into a nice powdery line and snort it for instant effect.

Guy 1: Hey man I have to go to sleep like right now. I have to be up at 6 for work.

Guy 2: Do you want a shot of whiskey to fall asleep faster?
Guy 1: I’m way ahead of ya. I’m taking a Colombian NyQuil . Be out in a minute

by Les Carroll August 31, 2020

Colombian Bomb

When you have over 500 Download speed but somehow Tugo manages to bomb or missile you with 4+ second delay.

Player 1: What happened Turismo?

Turismo: sigh...Colombian Bomb

by Rc_OwnsUrbanDictionary June 28, 2021

Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007

Colombian Bobsledding

The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.

Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.

Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.

by Ass of Cakes June 25, 2010

Colombian hangover

Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.

I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.

by jeffwode79 March 22, 2011