Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Colombian Brown

The act of snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole.

“Last night Sally and I took turns snorting that Colombian Brown.”

by diethyltoluamide lover February 4, 2021

Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.

John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

dirty colombian

When you snort Cocaine out of your girlfriend's asshole.

Yo bro, Sarah just let me do a Dirty Colombian to her. It was amazing!

by Nasty Manager September 12, 2018

Colombian Manicure

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.

Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.

by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018

colombian purse

Vagine - a discreet location where you can store and transport illegal substance and/or cash.

John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."

by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018