by myfeetdontsmelllikecorn June 22, 2019
Defines her self worth, through her unequivocal love for the color palette of the nails of her pet Iguanas, Tom, Clavical and Kirsten. She once took a trip to Jamaica and came back with a pack of smokes and a surfboard. Unable to navigate the depths of the Carrribean Sea, she hopped a board a jet ski with Micheal Macintyre and his trust side kick, Mr Giggles. With great care and duress, she managed to carry the Empire State Building out the way of the mighty fist of Godzilla.
by Mr Mingles March 02, 2023
An ailment a loved one suffers from, characterized by the following symptoms:
-petty ego alter-ego.
-incessant mumbling.
-abundance of unfinished beverages
-lack of specificity and emotional expression
-has only one real friend, TJ
-petty ego alter-ego.
-incessant mumbling.
-abundance of unfinished beverages
-lack of specificity and emotional expression
-has only one real friend, TJ
by Countcrackula May 04, 2022
An ailment a loved one suffers from, characterized by the following symptoms:
-petty ego alter-ego.
-incessant mumbling.
-abundance of unfinished beverages
-lack of specificity and emotional expression
-has only one real friend, TJ
-petty ego alter-ego.
-incessant mumbling.
-abundance of unfinished beverages
-lack of specificity and emotional expression
-has only one real friend, TJ
by Countcrackula May 04, 2022
Colleen is an unusual name.
Colleen is a bright girl, don’t underestimate her she gets bullied sometimes but she has great friends that will stand up for her she is beautiful and funny she will help you out when you need help. If you have a Colleen in your life don’t take her for granted if you do she will come after you and make sure everyone knows hat your like and she stands up for people that get bullied. Colleen is a great friend to have if you have a Colleen I’m you life don’t lose her!!
Colleen is a bright girl, don’t underestimate her she gets bullied sometimes but she has great friends that will stand up for her she is beautiful and funny she will help you out when you need help. If you have a Colleen in your life don’t take her for granted if you do she will come after you and make sure everyone knows hat your like and she stands up for people that get bullied. Colleen is a great friend to have if you have a Colleen I’m you life don’t lose her!!
Colleen: don’t be rude to my friend if you are then you won’t be my friend so back off before I shut you down
Bully: yeah like you ever could your just a little brat that is in my way so move
Colleen: ok you’ve been warned
One day latter……
Bully: what did you do you brat.
Colleen: I told everyone what you did and that you were being a jerk
Bully: yeah like you ever could your just a little brat that is in my way so move
Colleen: ok you’ve been warned
One day latter……
Bully: what did you do you brat.
Colleen: I told everyone what you did and that you were being a jerk
by $;92’hfagp June 24, 2021
Colleen O'Horny is the most fruity person alive, BUT she is in love with several men. She is also extremely suicidal. But she is fine. She also is always horny.But when a Colleen O'Horny comes in your life she wont let you leave!
by dogeater200 January 29, 2023
Colleen Pittman is typically known for her beauty and personality. She, after being known by an individual, continues to develop her beauty inside and out, and begins to drag the individual in, seduced by her looks and personality. She is typically a brunette, petite, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary, a very diverse sense of humor, and a dirty mind. Colleen is very loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. She doesn't break her promises. She breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast. She, even though shy, can be very mischievous, and a complete tease when it comes to a relationship. She's the girl that makes you want what you cant have. Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. She NEVER turns down a dare. When she is cornered or threatened, she will fight. Colleen will also hide her feelings, or convince those with different feelings otherwise to cover up her real feelings. Colleen is easy/great to fall in love with, but she is impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to her, you can't let go. She is addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with Colleen Pittman, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end. If Colleen says she loves you, you're in luck for sure. She's there by your side, forever and always.
Colleen Pittman is an amazing person, friend, and lover.
Let's have Colleen Pittman over; I need someone to cheer me up.
Let's have Colleen Pittman over; I need someone to cheer me up.
by c1evername1999 December 31, 2013