internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.

That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!

by castrated weasel November 12, 2008

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

condone

Let a sick @#$#@ get away with it

Many bad things get condoned.

by Binary January 3, 2004

Colonel

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.

"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"

by Field Marshall September 29, 2009

condone

to have your way with someone or something. Sexually.

Guy#1- Man that girl is smokin hot.
Guy#2- I'd Condone that.

by talking_goat April 8, 2009

cold0ne

synonymous with wordasshat/word; wordlemur/word.

by Anonymous December 1, 2002