Pockulant

See: Steve Bartman

The man was as pockulant as Steve Bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

Cockolate

A white person who has a big penis, comparing himself to someone of chocolate skin tone.

I definitely have a cockolate, it's bigger than half the black guys i know.

by Cocklate January 27, 2015

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017

cockblasting

when your girl is sucking your dick so good it feels like your about to blast off

"damn baby your cockblasting me real good"

by thewood firedcook May 11, 2018

Cuckulation

The act of being cucked.

Your boyfriend is not ready to handle this amount of cuckulation.

by Gansta groove spaghetti slam March 12, 2019

Cockolate

When you cover your dick with chocolate.

I would suck that cockolate right now, ngl.

by Italianiman March 18, 2020