Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

Cocktious

verb

1. When one is aware of all available opportunities involving dick.

Whoa black Betty, you’re super cocktious tonight (Bam-ba-Lam).

by RevTDJake June 21, 2019

Cocktivist

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo

1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

by Flameblue July 16, 2011

cactipuss

A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.

-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.

-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.

-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?

by valet6969 March 9, 2012

cocktinously

the male gender when they are compulsively focused on satisfying their cock.

He cocktinously badgered her with stupid questions.

by hurricaneheather April 8, 2017

Cocklips

This is not only the biggest poes of all time, but also the fattest homosexual. Commonly known as Caleb, It is now known as Cocklips Caleb

Cocklips Caleb over there is still a poes.

by tbhirdk June 7, 2019

Coctupus

-A person being rude or is annoying to deal with

-compared to being made of tiny dicks

Person 1) "shut the hell up you stupid bitch!"

Person 2) "fuckin coctupus , who do you think your talking to?!"

by LantaCelluli July 12, 2021