cockbig-19

A moniker for covid-19 that teen boys think is hilarious

13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics

by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020

Dough Cocking

When a male ejaculates into a pizza or a dougnut.

That Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy was dough cocking in my pizza. I never taseted cum like that.

by joeydougnuts December 31, 2012

Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.

"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

by J Boulder June 24, 2016

Cocknivore

Someone whos Sexual Diet Consist of Only Man Flesh(Ex. Penis)and does not like the Female Vagina or other body parts.

Ryan Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Austin Wilburn:Yeah me to
Ryan Marchand:Cool we Should go Skiing sometime
Austin Wilburn:Sounds Grand

by Danny D. and Joey T. March 2, 2008

cockfight

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash

COck fights rule

by jeremy May 7, 2003

shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.

Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.

by -Cylon- September 13, 2006

jolly cocking

A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"

"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."

by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008