Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

cockulater

a word that refers to a lung disease is contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis, which is organic acidemias caused by an enzymatic defect in the metabolism of four amino acids (methionine, threonine, isoleucine, and valine). This results is in an abnormally high level of acid in the blood (academia) and body tissues. In the acute form, drowsiness, coma, and seizures may occur. Mental retardation is a long-term consequence. The disorder may be caused by a deficiency of one or more of the enzymes methylmalnyl CoA mutase, methylmalnyl racemase, or adenosylcobalamin synthetic enzymes. Excretion of methylmalonate, a product of amino acid metabolism, in the urine is abnormally high and therefore is a marker of the disorder. All known organic acidemias are inherited as autosomal recessive traits.

oh no my cockulater it broke

by Some call me Tyrone December 6, 2021

Cockfleeced

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result

Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!

by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022

hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate mix pack in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth and shake up and then swallow. whip cream on top: optional

hey babe i got some swiss miss, wanna make a hot cockolate

by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020

Cornflake cake

Similar to a creampie, but instead both partners have dandruff in their pubes thus causing flakes to mix in with the pie

Last week I made a cornflake cake with my girlfriend

by Your Really Weird Neighbor August 14, 2016

cockfacetitwank

expression to signify the an unfortunate occurance used primarily in the Westcountry.

After spilling some ketchup: "Cockfacetitwank, I just spilt some ketchup"

by giraffefeatures April 16, 2005

Cornflake pussy

A man or woman who has a loose anus

Your anus looks like a bowl of cornflakes that have been sitting in milk for several hours. You have a Cornflake pussy!!!

by Gemini0522 August 21, 2009