Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019

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cockarello

Usually form of greeting in the #ozforces channel, I'm still unsure of what it is, but I'll assume its a greeting.

(Tolkien^) COCKARELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The ops tend to hate it

(Largo) what the hell is cockarello?
* You were kicked by WarT (Bad word (what the hell is cockarello?)! ‹172›)

by Largo December 25, 2003

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Cockamore • cockamole • cockamoleoweenie • Cockamorphus • cockavore • cokamoreu • Chips with a side of Cockamole • cocksmoker • cockalorum • cockvore

cockamated

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

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